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We’ve Officially Won the War We’re Currently and Indefinitely Fighting

3+ hour, 24+ min ago  (435+ words) We won. The first hour, it was over." " Donald Trump, March 11 The Pentagon has asked for $200 billion in funding for the war in Iran." " The New York Times, March 19 I am proud to announce that we have won the war…...